Biscuits- easy enough for even me.

I don't bake.  Really.  This, however, barely falls under the definition of baking.  They're that easy.

Pre-heat oven to 425
Combine in a large mixing bowl:
2 C flour
1 T baking powder
1 t salt

Add to that:
1/4 c oil
3/4 c milk

Mix together and knead 20-25 times until it makes a ball.
Pinch parts off, roll into a little ball (maybe baseball size?) and flatten.
Place on a greased cookie sheet.
Bake 425 for 12 min

Did you count the number of ingredients?  That's right.  Five.  It maybe takes more than 5 minutes of work, but not much.  I'll time it the next time I make them.  They're so easy I'll make them again.  That, my friends, means that you can make them too :)